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razerathane:

kineticpenguin:

propitlikeithot:

notevensneaky:

teaboot:

scotchtapeofficial:

princess-peridot:

scotchtapeofficial:

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

I’m not even fucking 30 yet why

demigodnamedathena:

defendglobe:

• fingers in his ass sunday
  
• big dick energy
• dj khaled/smash mouth pussy eating twitter drama
• this is so sad, alexa play despacito
• john mulaney/kid gorgeous references
• tide pods
• that fuckin green m&m bambi ps2 femdom thing that was everywhere for like three days and was never mentioned again
• zendaya is meechee and how a bunch of anti-sj blogs got really really mad about it???
• t posing
• the batman comic where his whole dick and balls were out
• fbi agent jokes
• kung pow penis
• sans undertale fucked my mom
• hey peabrain, do you know how to teleport?
• that whole thing where there were (apparently?) russian spy/hacker accounts on tumblr?????
• where’s waldo style lucky luciano edits
• that glitch where there were tons of blank reblogs on posts
• people randomly started talking about rabies and there was a joke rabies pride flag and then people had to make PSAs saying uh hey rabies is literally fatal don’t go trying to get infected bc you will die because this is a normal website
  
• the person who made a necklace out of a severed toe becomes bone thief 2.0
• LET’S GO LESBIANS
• that time when i thought the “i don’t feel so good”/disintegrating character jokes were just a surreal meme but they were actually a spoiler for the avengers movie??
• the mad rush to desecrate todd howard’s wikipedia page for his birthday
• female presenting nipples/the nsfw purge

2018 has been dead for two days and this all feels like something that happened decades ago

notalwaysweak:

tygressofaera:

Aces will always be part of my community.

Ace, aro, and aroace people are part of my community.

thatpettyblackgirl:

today’s kids will never understand the horrors of having to share ONE computer with the whole damn family

I haven’t posted this here. Have I? Finally figured out how to draw his god damn hair. Literally fuck his hair. How I draw it is better let me redesign the characters please.

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mygenderadventures:

this took me 10 minutes to draw but almost 20 years to figure out

please reblog but don’t repost on other websites

verycooltrash:

harryslittlebeast:

lydiogames:

lydiogames:

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

God bless whoever wrote that comment

cnhgirl:

I keep seeing a bit of misinformation come up, so I’m about to pull an Adam Conover:

DA DOES NOT OWN ANY ARTWORK YOU POST TO THE SITE. Anyone who is claiming otherwise is severely misinformed, or just outright lying. If people who say/believe this are thinking of the Hot Topic controversy from a few years back, allow me to clarify: DA DID NOT SELL ANYONE’S ARTWORK TO HOT TOPIC. HOT TOPIC STOLE ARTWORK FROM DA ARTISTS AND PASSED IT OFF AS THEIR OWN DESIGNS FOR THEIR MERCHANDISE. THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED. END OF DISCUSSION.

These are mad times we live in, and we won’t survive as a community if we buy into lies and misinformation.

yodawgiheardyoulikeponies:

If this ain’t me